found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
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They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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