But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
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