There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
She told me I should be a condom model.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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