2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
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