I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
Never joke about your clitoris.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
Randomize
