I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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