Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
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