WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
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