somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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