Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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