Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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