HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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