What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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