That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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