at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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