I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
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