: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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