ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
Randomize
