He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I had to cum in my sink.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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