I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
