I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
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