i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
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