apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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