S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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