She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
I'm sobbing to NWA
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
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