i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
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