So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
