Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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