I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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