lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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