Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
We were destined to go to rehab together
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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