Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
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