Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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