she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I've blown a few things in my day
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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