how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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