Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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