Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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