I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
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