Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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