3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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