If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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