No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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