I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
Randomize
