that's an acceptable place to lick
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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