im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
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