is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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