Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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