And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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