i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
im on a boat
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