he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
I would fuck him just for his dog
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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