i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
Randomize
