i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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