I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Everclear isn't food dammit
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
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