you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
foreskin is a definite game changer
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
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